I choked on your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[annabtg]

Tagged by cyad:


Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cellphone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------my sister
26-------a football player
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in your subject line and tag your friends.

My friends, you're tagged! :P


I'm bored like hell, moody and sick. It's so awesome. I might share my amazing state of mind with you in more detail, in a later post.

See ya,
Anna.

Comments

[timetraveled.livejournal.com]

*is trying to contain laughter*

I sang to a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I love how I get the sexy ending.

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

It's so silly it's fun, isn't it? *g*

I love how I get the sexy ending.

*giggles* And hey, I got the sexy ending too! :P

See ya,
Anna.

[timetraveled.livejournal.com]

That's because we're sexy chicks. *tries to keep a straight face*

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

LOL!

See ya,
Anna.

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

Awesome! It even makes sense!! :D

See ya,
Anna.

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

*bows before the coolness that is Cate*

See ya,
Anna. :D

[laramoon.livejournal.com]

I kicked a baseball bat because I was drunk.

Oh yeah. *lol* (need I mention I almost choked when I saw that "banana" was on the list... suddenly quotes from L&C started being twisted into silliness in my head...)

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Haha, I didn't notice 'banana'! I didn't really pay attention to the lists.

See ya,
Anna.

[doranwen.livejournal.com]

Not gonna post it, but here's my line:

I yelled at a birdbath because I'm cool like that.

*snickers*

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

See ya,
Anna.

[harmonykat.livejournal.com]

I had lunch with a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


This freakishly makes sense as I frequently use that last as an excuse and my little sister's nickname is "Goatie".

And I did have lunch with her on Sunday.

Insanity!!

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

Awesome!! :DDD

See ya,
Anna.

[noneedofcrepe.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!
"I dry-humped a birdbath because I was high."
XD!! This is brilliant.

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Somehow, I think it fits you, Hannah. :D (Not in an offensive way.)

See ya,
Anna.

[rubber-glove.livejournal.com]

haha, It totally does and she knows it XD

[noneedofcrepe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, you are so right! I wonder why the heck that is, though, since I've never dry-humped a birdbath nor have I ever been high. LOL.

[rubber-glove.livejournal.com]

I danced with my sister because I hate my family.

see, this makes no sense because I don't have a sister and well... the hating adnt he dancing.. just no.

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

Hehe. :D

See ya,
Anna. :)

[xxoh-yeah.livejournal.com]

I murdered my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Harhar... but I like my science teacher. D: *iz still amused*

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

LOL! :D

See ya,
Anna. :D

[beansideirae.livejournal.com]

i had lunch with a fork because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

but but but....i AM cool like that!

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

I really like your sentence. :D

See ya,
Anna.

[cyad.livejournal.com]

should have guessed you'd wear something blue!

since my top color changed:

I ran over my brother 'cause I'm cool.

nice thread title, BTW.

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

Hehe. :D I was wearing my blue pyjamas.

See ya,
Anna.

[ghostofbambi.livejournal.com]

I loved and ipod because that's how I roll.

Wh00ty!

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

:D

Gotta love an ipod. :D

See ya,
Anna.

[gloryforever.livejournal.com]

I ran over a llama because I'm a ninja?

I need a hobby obviously.